1. It will take at least an hour to unbury your car...
2. Snow level is knee-height, or higher.
3. Your driveway looks like an endless track of white...
4. The things that you wear in an attempt to shield yourself from the storm are RIDICULOUS.
5. There is not a soul in sight for miles!!!
So, my advice to you is to stay inside and enjoy a warm cup of hot chocolate instead!